++whitney port

jungjoo gripes and complains on the 4th episode of 'teh citeh'

////GRIPES ABOUT WHITNEY//////////////////////////

1. she says "sneaky" only twice but she says it two times too many. she says it weird (she says the 'sneak' part like 'snick-ers' chocolate as opposed to 'sneak-ers') and it seems like she's trying to make it her "thing" like what "shady" was to Lauren
2. baby girl, her outfits were fun in l.a. but they seem oddly out of place. oh maybe because they're tacky.
3. she's really whiny and her california accent is more obvious now than it ever was on the hills
4. there's this one scene where she's having lunch with a male co-worker and she says "should we get the check" in a really sticky way. i'm not the most eloquent and to me, sticky is the best adjective to how she said it.

////GRIPES ABOUT THE DVF PARTY//////////////////////////////////////////////

1. we see whitney and a friend talking, and then it cuts to a shot of their shoes.
it's a little more than 5 seconds of gold sandal/high heels and black loubis. ?? why??
2. it's not believable that you and your black loubied friend meet at a party and talk about jay jay jay. if it were me, i'd be talking about the sangria and becki newton being a slob and spilling all over her dress. SPEAKING of becki newton... great name dropping mtv, but she's not ... awesome.

//OLIVIA PALERMO////////////

1. OH OLIVIA PALERMO!!!! FAKE SOCIALITE!!
in an office scene with olivia and a co-worker we see olivia in the most amazing dress. it's black and furry!! it's as if she's wearing bear's hide and how many people do i know either a) have anything like it and b) can pull off wearing the skin of bear.